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nerdbaron:

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this

sandandglass:

Yuriko Kotani / Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

hollyfhtagn:

muggleland:

*flirts with the healer so they’ll prioritize me*

As a healer: this will work

rtah-trash:

if you thought YOUR hiatus was bad

onceuponacaskett:

Keep this in mind everytime you watch these pansies flop around and dive all over the field after they so much as get tapped on the shoulder

saintcranky:

shannonride223:

generallkenobi:

chancethereaper:

accioharo:

lesbianshepard:

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it.

If we do open it we could find

The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)

Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)

An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario.

I’m Mike Drucker in this situation

This is so goth

THEY’RE GONNA OPEN IT

UPDATE: THEY OPENED IT!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/988872/egypt-tomb-sarcophagus-Alexander-the-Great-Giza-Plateau/amp

#excited about the possibility of Alexander the Great #sad about the fact it’s not an ancient world-ending curse

same

juniepops:

Citizens of beach city: hey Steven who are these giants and why are you hanging out with them after they attacked us

Steven: oh these are my new moms who also were technically my moms before any of my other moms. But that was back when I was my mom so I dunno if it counts

Citizens: incomprehensible. Have a good day

mechsuit:

tumblr people legit think the second you hit your 18th birthday you became a Full On Grown Adult like you have your own job and mortgages or something. like yes you should expect some form of maturity from an 18 year old but theyre literally still teenagers. like every time i see a 15 year old and 18 year old fight on here n someone goes “ur an adult why are you arguing with minors on the internet ://” im like. those are basically two high school students

gahdamnpunk:

🗣🗣 EAT THE RICH

mischief-and-monsters-rule-here:

leftyrosenthal:

Lmfaoooo y’all act like white woman actually care about their rights more then the rights of there racist ass dads, brothers, and sons. They don’t

Women (I’m thinking mainly cishet white women) are like the only marginalized group who will actively sabotage their own human rights and help perpetrate the state.