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Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

i hope the rest of july treats you well, august leaves you happy, september fills you with warmth, october gives you closure, november gives you new beginnings, december gives you A love of your life, and 2018 is fruitful and you love and are loved

clouffy:

a kid who went to my school last year sent me this

brunz:

Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language

w-e-b-k-i-n-z:

this is literally the most terrifying popup ive ever gotten in webkinz i didnt even do anythING

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

crazymuff1n:

murdoc:

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

french-tuck:

listen,,, I would die for antoni porowski

coolyo294:

afloweroutofstone:

Fun fact: the US government came within an inch of accidentally nuking North Carolina out of existence in 1961 and the government officially denies it ever happened despite clear proof

palmtreepalmtree:

sourdoughnibblers:

killakillavideos3:

great recession 2: millenial boogaloo

David Attenborough voice: “Now if you listen close, you can hear the unique siren call of the Predatory Lender luring its prey out of the grass while it prepares to pounce.”