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fisnikjasharii:

Naturally Erupted Elephant Rock in Heimaey in Iceland

I’ve often seen pictures of the elephant’s head, and have been amazed by it every time. But I’d never seen the picture from above, showing the whole body/tail and trunk. It’s incredible from this angle, and am convinced it is a real ancient mega elephant turned to stone by a dark or benevolent force long forgotten.

AKA this fucks me up

Holy crap it’s the fifth elephant.

randomslasher:

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jonbutter:

agoodcartoon:

im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet

Fixed it

I’ll just leave this here

this is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen. Like. What’s your point, dude? That teenagers die anyway so we shouldn’t worry about them being murdered? That just because sometimes kids–kids who are at the most reckless, ‘I think I’m invincible!’ stage of their lives–do stupid things that get them killed, they deserve to be mocked for wanting to not get shot in school? 

This is the worst kind of false equivalency and the most maliciously evil kind of argument. How fucking dare you mock the kids who made a mistake and got in a wreck just because they’re young and kids make mistakes? And how fucking dare you try to say that because some kids make mistakes, the rest of them deserve to be mocked for not wanting to be murdered in school? 

The artist of this cartoon deserves to be punched in the balls immediately. Repeatedly. No fucking joke. 

FUCKING ALSO–

When kids started dying because they were texting and driving,  we fucking did something about it! Laws were passed. Education increased about the dangers  of texting and driving. WE FUCKING TOOK STEPS SO KIDS WOULD STOP DYING.

THAT’S LITERALLY ALL THEY’RE ASKING US TO DO. TAKE STEPS TO HELP THEM NOT DIE. WE’RE THE FUCKING ADULTS HERE. KIDS ARE SCARED. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU MOCK THEM WITH SOMETHING ELSE THEY’RE SCARED OF. 

naidje:

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teamnowalls:

murheenlaulaja:

Love at First Sight

girl this duck black as hell

she got 4c hair too wow

“girl this duck black as hell” is my favorite comment ever 

This is from the show ‘Alfred J Kwak’. The girl is called Winnie (named after Winnie Mandela) and in the show she’s an immigrant from ‘Homeland’ where black ducks are violently oppressed by colonist white geese. When she’s introduced her and her family are refugees trying to find asylum in ‘Great Waterland’, but face opposition from the racist government.

This show didn’t fuck around.

Here she is meeting ‘Michael Duckson’.

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gaycholita:

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moosers:

wh……….

Hey uh if you go to that blog

And click that link

The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this

And that url takes you here

I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

Okay that binary translates to ascii code

Which then translates to this

So when we log in to that email account

There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder

The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it

so that link takes you to this youtube video

and if you scroll down theres only one comment

click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm