lmao being mean is so boring like??? complimenting girls? smiling at people when ur walking around town?? being mindful of the energy that ur tone and body language are putting out?? GOD thats so chic
someone on instagram pointed out that mr. harrington, the teacher from spider-man: homecoming who dramatically said “i couldn’t bear to lose another student on a field trip…. not again,” DID in fact lose another student on a field trip because peter ditched his field trip and then went and died in space. god.
Lead protagonist is Jewish and it’s not played for laughs, in fact it’s not mentioned at all
It is, however, hilarious to watch Dwayne Johnson mutter “Oi vey” in between marveling at his muscles
Every single character learns something from the game avatar they’re playing, and how to play not just to their strengths but also their weaknesses
When did Nick Jonas get hot
Like seriously
When
There is an actual, honest-to-God friendship between the two female leads where they both learn from each other, encourage each other, and delight in each other’s successes
Jack Black plays a teenage girl with such utter enthusiasm that you end up forgetting he’s “an overweight middle-aged man”, and his crush on another (male) character is never exploited for “humor”, not even when he gives mouth-to-mouth to him.
Nick Jonas
Hot
Seriously, the girls’ friendship is amazing and wholesome and refreshing
“ZOOLOGY, BITCH”
In conclusion, go watch Jumanji. (Also Nick Jonas got hot)
