gallusrostromegalus:

katy-l-wood:

My cats have me trained to such a perfect routine, it’s hilarious.

  1. Wait for alarm to go off in the morning and then insist on cuddles. If alarm does not go off and human is attempting to sleep-in, wake her up at the same time anyways.
  2. Insist on being picked up and cuddled while human is preparing breakfast.
  3. Yell at her when she leaves for work. If she doesn’t leave for work occupy the cat bed on the desk and the top of desk chair to observe her and get cuddles all day.
  4. Insist on dinner at PRECISELY six o’clock. Precisely. Scream until delivery.
  5. Start screaming for reading cuddles at precisely nine o’clock. Lead human to bedroom. Grey cat shall tuck self under left arm and on top of left boob while reading occurs. Black cat shall snuggle by feet.
  6. Grey cat shall sleep next to left side of human. Black cat shall sleep on human’s pillow.
  7. Repeat.

Every day. Every. Day. They’ve got a better sense of time than I do.

I think cats only have One Day, and it’s This Day.  Dogs might have three our four days, like This Day, This Day That Is Different Every Few Days, A Hypothetical Tomorrow and THE APOCALYPSE.

dwergaz:

dwergaz:

boring & disrespectful: “oh, i can’t survive without my morning coffee”, “energy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring work”, and so on

living properly: treating caffeinated beverages like very mysterious & powerful magical potions that can give us unforeseen abilities

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hello, about Art 11-13 i don’t understand if it’s only about posting stuff like meme/art or if even the people who reblog/like that stuff will be in danger? bc i have an account that i rarely use, but noneless i just reblog/like posts i see, i don’t post anything on my own. will i be effected too? or the posts i have will be delated or those are safe?

xstonehill:

Dear Anon!

Your confusion is understandable and honestly, we’re all kind of there at this point because they’ve purposefully made the directive really VAGUE.

I’m going to repeat what I’ve been told by the OTW (Organization of Transformative Works)’s legal department as they have been communicating with the EU WHILE the directive was being written, which seems to be the most reliable source that is on our side in this.

Basically we cannot, by the new directive, as content sharers or uploads be legally held responsible for what we upload. It either goes through new laws that the countries adopt based on this directive after it’s been passed, or the old copyright laws (which allow fair use).

HOWEVER, as far as I can tell what this directive WILL do is block us from viewing content. That means we won’t be able to support creators, or find things to like, or even watch anime (unless it’s on Netflix etc), or read manga. And we’ll be highly surveilled because the filters set in place will go through EVERYTHING we upload and share. 

There will be no privacy left on the internet for Europeans!

I hope this makes you feel a little at ease, Anon.

But I also hope it won’t make you feel too much at ease; we need to stop this, and we need to stop it NOW.

So please do join the fight and share these awful news with everyone you can!

kolbye:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

pukicho:

bog-dweller-official:

pukicho:

boob-a-chu:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward