“Yo, which one of you shot my ride?” Shouts Genghis Khan, 10 liters of blood obviously squirting from his jugular vein, but he is not going to start giving a fuck today or any day
“Yeah, it was me, what are you gonna do about it, Temujin?” Says Zurgadai of the Besud, AKA the Daily Zurg Rush AKA Motherfucking Steppe Legolas AKA Jebe, who had no room in his quiver for fucks either. “You mad that an archer shot an arrow and hit, you fuck, you absolute cunttyrant?”
How come period pieces are almost always dramas, anyway? I want to watch a sitcom about a dude in renaissance-era Tuscany trying to get rich quick by scamming the local merchant princes.
Only a few poems of the Greek poetess Sappho’s work have survived but thanks to a leading scholar’s investigation two new works have just been recovered—and gives experts hope to find more.
OH MY GOD
“The new Sappho is absolutely breath-taking,” said Albert Henrichs, a Harvard classics professor who examined the papyrus with Dr. Obbink. “It is the best preserved Sappho papyrus in existence, with just a few letters that had to be restored in the first poem, and not a single word that is in doubt.
I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THIS. HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY
*Male internal monologue voice* Attractive woman, edgy short haircut, alternative, no doubt kinda freaky. There’s an intriguing air about this one. The way she stands. The body language. The interlocking Venus symbols muscle top tells me she’s into astrology, Sailor Moon, some sorta girl power stuff, whatever. Hippie armpits? Hm. Free love is cool, lol, and she’s gonna be impressed by my bong collection. Excellent. Anyway, I’m going to go impose myself, can’t wait to get laid.
hey are there any Romani individuals out there who I could bug for a hot sec??? It’s nothing super important, but I wanna make sure of something before I proceed with something