How to fold towels all fancy like hotels do

firebreathingeli:

favoritelatina:

firebreathingeli:

thebucca2:

firebreathingeli:

Step 1: Lay towel out flat and remove any clingy pets

Step 2: Fold one corner over until it is flush with the edge of the towel

Step 3: Once again, remove your dog that can’t go 30 seconds without attention

Step 4: Fold towel in half the long way and flip over

Step 5: Ollie, please.

Step 6: Roll the towel from the non-triangle end

Step 7: Tuck the left over flap into the top of the towel

Tada!

Please play with Ollie this is very important and thank you

Ollie had a very good time playing! He got his favorite green monster toy for me! Here is a picture of Ollie and his monster toy

so u just gonna fold it like no dog sat on it … 🤢

Are you calling my precious bean dirty?

nyquilnap:

if i saw this while high itd probably kill me

loycos:

the reason Greg and Rose never got married.

anarkisses:

melonmemes:

The hero we all needed

The most noble thing I have ever seen

rishtaywaliaunty:

hope everyone with a shitty dad is okay today

black-nata:

legend has it that if you say “women can’t carry blockbusters” three times in the mirror, sandra bullock and cate blanchett appear outside your window with bubble guns and frame you for robbery

mirthandstar:

IN A CAVE
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

bpdbot:

thesaurio:

bpdbot:

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

Learn how to swim Bitch

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

theredpelican:

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

fyeahmarvel:

Wakandans + dancing;