Concept: the secret boss of a video game is the merchant you’ve traded with this whole time, and their combat capabilities are based entirely on what you sold them.
For example, did you sell them Necromancy skill books? Well shit they can summon a skeleton army.
Yeah I’m really scared of the guy with 30 rusty iron swords and 200 fruit cakes
go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original.
or as we like to call it
the bible
awfully bold of you to assume they had Google translate in 1611
It’s called “only old white men could speak and write Latin, the primary language in which the text was being written in Europe, so they wrote whatever the Frick they wanted”
Hi! So, as promised, here are the links to every single bootleg I have, as well as my list of requests! My goal is to streamline this blog and make it more of a community effort, so feel free to take what you need but if you have one of my requests please send it my way! Make sure to check this post before asking, but if you are looking for something that isn’t here definitely shoot me a message!Also, if one of my links is down, please message me so I can try to fix it or remove it! Thank you for helping me out!
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· 2001 with Mara Days, Matt Bogart, Idina Menzel (x)
These are bootlegs that have been requested or I am looking for! If you have
any of these please feel free to drop the link in my messages so I can share! 🙂
• Cursed child
• Priscilla queen of the
desert
• A little night music
• Giant
• Finian’s Rainbow
• The Glass Menagerie (2013
w/ Celia Keenan Bolger & the revival)
• Finding Neverland
• The Wild Party with Sutton
Foster
• Picnic
• Light in the Piazza
• Fiddler on the roof
(especially the 2016 revival)
• Big Fish
• Rock of Ages
• Curious Incident of the Dog
in the Nighttime
•Cinderella OBC – laura osnes & santino fontana
• The Woman in White – west
end
• Heathers chicago
• Heathers with ryan as JD
• Godspell
• The color purple
• Hairspray with Aaron Tveit
– 2006
• Hairspray in general really
• Bright Star
• Violet
• Spamalot OBC
• Christian Borle in
thouroghly modern millie ??
• Elegies (off-broadway)
• Pamela’s first musical
• West side story with Karen
Olivo
• 9 to 5
• The outsiders
• Loserville
• Parade
• How to Succeed in Buisness
without really trying with Darren Criss
• Wicked with Kara Lindsay as
Glinda
• Born Yesterday 2011 revival
• Beautiful, the Carole King
Musical
• Footloose
• Bronx Tale
• Come From Away
• Rent 20th anniversary
• La Cage Aux Folles
• Hamilton (all casts/shows)
• Charlie and the Chocolate
Factory with Christian Borle
me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!
me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES
In the same vein:
Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?
Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!
Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30: