John Mulaney was accidentally made immortal in the early 20th century by a witch named Petunia who later turned herself into a dog by accident and John takes it upon himself to care for her to his annoyance because she promised him she’d reverse the spell on his immortality one day
thor: :DDDDDDD!!!!!!!! banner im so happy to see you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont wanna hurt u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💕💝💞💘💓💝💞💝💗💘💘💘💖💝💞💗💞💞💗💖💖💝💘💖💕💞💖💕💝💞💘💖💗!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Image description: a piece of paper taped to a beige wall with words in black font; the words say “It’s okay to use microlabels to better understand and describe your gender and sexuality. There is nothing wrong with wanting language to talk about your identity.”)
I can think of nine different shades of blue off the top of my head we have different names for and there are many, many more. We give micro labels to everything, from colors to wood to cars because micro labels are useful and conducive to understanding. And yet applying them to gender and sexuality is supposedly a step too far. I call BS.
Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.
houses with cats that don’t have toys everywhere creep me out in the same way as houses with kids that don’t have toys everywhere
some cats like to leave all their toys around for maximum play availability, but others like to take all their toys and HIDE THEM and since i CANT FIND ANY i assume they must be LOST and thats how my cat ends up with A HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF TOYS PILED UNDER THE COUCH GODDAMMIT
