midtownhoe:

petermaximoff:

peter: my spidey senses are tingling …something bad is happening

the rest of the kids on the bus: yeah dude there’s a giant alien circle in the sky

glitter6ug:

me eating handfuls of pomegranate seeds as fast as i can: oh no……….look how many seeds i just ate……….i sure hope no handsome god of the underworld drags me down there to be the queen of hell forever 

youareanexperience:

gm-and-dm-ideas:

When your players try to seduce every character they meet

every single bard:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

merak-zoran:

thatpettyblackgirl:

whyyoustabbedme:

#Resist #Solidarity 

If you have citizenship in the US, please be mentally prepared to do this on behalf of your neighbors. This is not a drill.

There are lots of questions about the 100 mile thing, so here’s a ACLU primer on what to do WITHIN the border zone: 

https://www.aclu.org/blog/immigrants-rights/immigrants-rights-and-detention/your-rights-border-zone

The people in this country are being treated like the people in nazi Germany did pre & during WWII. UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!

boost this!

Fellow white people, stand up too. Don’t leave Black folks in the position of possibly getting shot for speaking up. Stand up and shield those who need it.