Chaotic Good brother.
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you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you
The Duolingo owl wrote this post
i love how the cat looks like it’s saying “I’ve been triked! how could this happen!?”
I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
the window
what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes
That response is fucking Shakespearean.
my general opinion on people who support water privatization is that their blood should be nationalized
time to bring this back
“Your blood should be nationalised” sounds like a truly terrifying threat and if someone said it to me I would run.
My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic
This is the fanfic fortune. It shall inspire you to fanfic.
Reblog to cure writer’s block
A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.
A lot of people are interpreting this as a “cats don’t really love you!” screed, or a misunderstanding of how cats interact socially, but what I’m really talking about is how if you do something to annoy or upset a cat they’ll “punish” you by very pointedly withdrawing attention, turning their back and refusing to interact, yet if you go to a different room they’ll follow you so they can ignore you there.
over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid
the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess
the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up
Pikachu through the years
