fictionkinfessions:

grassangel:

Tumblr has a new setting to turn off

General settings > privacy > better recommendations (uses your search history to show you more posts)

OP posted this May 19th 2018 so it really is some new nonsense staff has come up with!

Here’s a direct link for people on desktop! https://www.tumblr.com/settings/privacy

Mod Party Cat!

swordlesbianism:

warriormale:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

A lesbian positivity blog but all the posts are in the style of Warrior Male

Lesbianism is good.

Always strive to be more lesbian.

It is what encourages us to love women.

WarriorLesbian

Despite this being one of my most popular posts to date, I still have yet to see @warriormale himself respond

To us fighters it really doesn’t matter if a Woman is sexually attracted to Men, to Women or even both.

All we care about is that person’s ability and willingness to fight.

Nothing else matters.

WarriorMale

I would die for you

imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient

viatinn:

one-time-i-dreamt:

The Emoji Movie got a confirmed animated series and I left a dislike on the trailer video and later that night Gene (a character in the movie) broke the wall while t-posing with the default facial expression and shot me in my bedroom.

It’s funny how people in the notes are saying “gotta remember that damn blog name” but this reads like the usual tumblrdotcom shitpost. I wouldn’t bat an eye if I saw this on my dash even if I didn’t see the name

You would not believe your guts

kimpossibooty:

moondoor-representative:

kimpossibooty:

If ten million of deez nuts

I read this to the tune of “fireflies”

Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that

taylorswift:

staysoutoolate:

swift13updates:

Idk how to feel about a dog going to the 1989 tour

i feel pretty good about it tbh

I saw that dog in the front row and did not, for one second, feel that there was anything out of place.

thatsthat24:

That Argument Sounded Better in my Head 💬 [Version 2.0] (This is a remade short we did from one of my recent YouTube videos, “Remaking Old Vines”! Check it out at YouTube.com/ThomasSanders for more remade shorts! 🎥)

chefpyro:

prayforprada:

me making my indie film debut

roxilalonde:

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.