valid reasons to hate tumblr: very intense hivemind, huge amount of literal nazis/pedophiles, less than adequate blocking system, 0 support from staff, nobody fact checks anything, etc
NOT a valid reason to hate tumblr: some 14 year old using xe/xir pronouns
Romantic/intimate partner violence isn’t a funny gotcha joke against heterosexuality, you mush for brains losers.
Look in the mirror. Stop trying to act like our (LGBT) community don’t have the same fucking problems. Stop boiling down gaslighting as a desire to have someone because you know the hets!!! FUCK OFF.
If the Obi Wan Kenobi movie is just 2 ½ hours of Ewan Mcgregor aimlessly walking around in the desert, meeting no one and doing nothing, it will still be the single greatest Star Wars movie ever made
I’ve made this joke before, but I feel like Disney and the world at large doesn’t understand when I do that I am also totally serious. This isn’t even really a “ha ha, even if nothing happened in the movie I’d still watch it” sort of thing, it’s really me saying LOOK HERE DISNEY THIS IS THE EASIEST THING:
1. Ewan in the Jedi costume 2. In the desert 3. Have him look sad and stare off into the horizon 4. Pipe in some dramatic Star Wars music
That’s it! Then from that point on pretty much ANYTHING they do* is a bonus: having him look wistfully at little Luke, having him say something to a stranger, having him talk to Qui-Gon’s Force ghost, showing him making wooden toys for Luke or showing that time he apparently built himself furniture, flashback sequences, shirtless nightmares, the day he meets his bantha family…I would show up for ANY of this.
* Disclaimer: not literally “anything they do”. I don’t want to tempt fate here by being like “LOL there’s no way they could fuck it up!”
Stan Lee: Spider-man is not allowed to be bisexual, Andrew Garfield tried to make him bi so I had his movies cancelled and forbid any future spider-men from being written as bi or gay.
Tom Holland: Cool. Here is a list of male coworkers and characters I personally want to fuck.
