cannibalcoalition:

cannibalcoalition:

Helped Girlfriend table at a convention for a few hours after work. A guy picked up a copy of The Cold Snap and asked what it’s about. 

“Well, it’s actually book 2 in a paranormal crime series. The first one is about werewolves, and the one you have is about fairies.”

He’s not impressed by this. No one ever is. “I sort of understand the cover for that one (the first one) but why does this one look like a horror novel if it’s about fairies?”

Oh my god. 

Oh my god. 

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE GOOD FOLK, DO YOU CHILD?

foxachu

Quick question! Can this book be read standalone or is it considered a sequel?

I wrote it with the intention of that. They’re kind of episodic, but there is an over-arching plot that ties the books together. (Book 3 is waiting on an edit.) 

That said, they’re fairly short books. So if you wanted to read Killer Habit first, which is about werewolves, you could do that without making a huge commitment of your personal time to it. 

animentality:

boarofthenorth100:

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Yes, come on in!

Ok

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

You Have A Lovely Hombe

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

Go on.

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site

softgrantaire:

Okay but…how can people say that cats have no feelings?

One time last year I accidentally nearly overdosed on my epilepsy medication. They were changing my medications – which ended up not working out, believe or not – and were slowly taking me off of my current medication. 

Turns out the gave me 100 mg pills instead of 25 mg, but still told me to take six which – again, believe it or not, was not a great thing to do. 

Because of this, I had a small stroke, and a seizure that lasted 45 minutes. During this time, one of my cats curled up on my chest to give me support, while making sure I didn’t move, which could have been disastrous (things that have happened when I’ve had seizures and tried to move/walk – a broken back that was incredibly close to paralyzing me, broken ribs that caused lung damage that resulted in a life threatening case of pneumonia, a broken arm, and various other bumps and bruises).

Apparently the paramedics kept trying to remove him, but he refused and just kept coming back. They’d never seen anything like it, and actually remember the situation if I need to phone an ambulance. (Small town, very few paramedics, tend to remember me).

But of course, cats can never love their owners the way dogs do. Even though my cats give me extra cuddles when I’ve had seizures, help me if I have anxiety, and saved me from severe harm that day. 

I will never, ever not love my cats, or let people get away with saying they don’t love me just because they’re cats. I swear, I will sit down anyone who tries to tell me otherwise and tell them how fantastic and loving my cats are.

xmagnet-o:

ryanpanos:

Haunted Play House At The MoCA In Tokyo by Torafu Architects via Yatzer

This ‘Haunted House’ is not like any you will have seen before and comes in the form of a spooky gallery of paintings that at first seem ordinary but soon turn out to have some hidden surprises in store. The concept behind Torafu Architects’ ‘Haunted Play House’ is to challenge perspectives and norms where rules are broken as children are actually encouraged to run, shout and touch – activities usually forbidden in a gallery or a museum. 

Are you kidding me?! This is sooo cool!