museum gift shop: its that vase you saw
me:
museum gift shop: but really small
me: holy shit
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can i get uh……..McDeath™
is that that one play by Shakespeare
yeah
je yeet
tu yeetes
il/elle/on yeet
nous yeetons
vous yeetez
ils/elles yeetent
The Vanderbilt Planetarium asks you to refrain from following your dreams.
Keep your filthy hands off her
katheryn-speaks-katheryn-knows:
Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that
john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!
STREET SMARTS!
how do i become easier to love
the aroma of freshly baked bread, hand-picked berries, an ocean view, sandalwood floors, body wrapped in a silk robe, a home filled with the sound of laughter and the warmth of love
Me: [having a mental breakdown]
A friend: hey can you help me out real quick I’m having a mental breakdown
Me: [pausing my mental breakdown] yeah what’s up bb what’s wrong
theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:
theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:
theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:
theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:
I don’t say the phrase ‘jolly good’ enough on my blog this is an issue that I need to fix right now
Then fix it
DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE YOU FUCK
I’ll stop telling you how to live your life when you
Stop being a little bitch
Dost thou want to engage in a duel behind the local Denny’s, my good Bitch?
Thou dost agree. Is 3:02 a.m. satisfactory?
That’s oddly specific but
Jolly Good
BITCH
quill: we need a distraction. something that’ll really shock thanos. something he won’t see coming.
parker, queuing up ‘umbrella’ by rihanna on his phone: say no more
