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big ass mood bitch

alexander:

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

I have to bc I’m ugly

Me sliding in the theater to watch infinity war and getting fucked up

trainthief:

trainthief:

wish i lived in the Mama Mia Extended Universe where almost everyone’s poor but being poor means you have a single bedroom filled with adorable assorted mismatched furniture that still follows a decorative scheme and you have a great view and a french press

and if you stand in one spot long enough a very attractive man will walk by and just fall madly in love with your fun energy and offer you a ride in his pedicab 100 miles up the coast to a wonderful little bakery where the owner will also love your energy and just leave it to you in her will for some reason, along with her rolodex that includes at least three more attractive dating options

oh also you can duet with an invisible ghost right there in public and no ones even going to get on your case about it. utopia

nitewrighter:

When I hear the avengers theme music my brain’s like “yeah cool heroic okay” but when I hear the Wonder Woman theme music every cell in my body starts vibrating, I become convinced I’ve been imbued with Amazonian strength and it takes an inordinate amount of willpower to stop myself from punching a hole in the wall out of sheer pumped-ness.

buttimprint:

this is so funny

shitpostgenerator:

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

in-burning-red:

This is such a mood.

omgs:

thats-tea:

this is the face I make when I realize my homie dumb and I have to re-write the entire goddamn thing