lmao you’re not the first and won’t be the last! thanks for following me tho ❤
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Doesn’t rlly matter that Beto tried to flee the scene of a drunk driving crash. He’s down like 8 points in the polls so…
fuck off
edit: this was harsh. i’m not going to debate you about this. plain and simple.
bruh beto is a crook who was arrested fr breaking and enter and attempted burglary and was arrested for a DWI and tried to flee the scene you really want him in power???? smh crooks the lot of you
this ask isn’t worth a real response
3, 10, and 35 for the wholesome asks pls~
3. rant. just do it
I HATE WHITE CHOCOLATE. it’s not real chocolate. it’s the bastard of the confection family. fuck white chocolate.
10. name a dog
I already named Gus so now I name my best friend @bornunderabachsign‘s dog Nelly!!!
35. what does home mean to you?
you know that phrase “home is where the heart is”? that. its cliche, but i think it’s true. home is where the heart is. home is where you can 100% let your barriers down and just be you.
Wholesome Asks: 1-20
Being naked is the #1 most sustainable option. We’re #2″
Bucky for the body canon thing? (Or Clint if you already have a Bucky one :))
my lovely winter raccoon. my sweet boy.
Headcanon: buck started keeping a well stocked first aid kit on hand, just for steve. he continued to carry it even through his years as the winter soldier, but he, nor hydra, knew why. later when he was cleansed of hydra, he remembered. and when he made the connection, the only thing he threw out was the expired neosporin.
Heartcanon: he’s amazing with kids. like, they gravitate to him because he gives off the right energy (it’s definitely the arm). still, after all he’s done, the fact that small children trust him as much as they do makes him happy. makes him hopefull
Gutcanon: bucky spends a day in the mountains of some state, just to get away. he does this often when he needs to get away.
Junkcanon: if steve is lovemaking, bucky is fucking like there’s no tomorrow. that arm of his comes in handy. cold hands + warm body = yes. he leaves you bruised and sore, but goddamn was it good. but he knows when to be gentle. it’s constantly changing. he’s very good at reading his partner adn what they want.
Spleencanon: he fucking hates plums, but they were cheap.
What are your different body part canons for Spidey? (Tread lightly 😂)
my boi! (I will tread all the lightly)
Headcanon: peter immediately becomes the child of all the avengers. some are his cool uncle (tchalla, clint, thor), others are the vodka aunt (natasha, all the guardians), others are his new mom (bruce), and tony his dad, duh. but, he alwasy, always is loyal to aunt may first. if anything happened to her, he would rush to her aid in a heart beat, avengers be damned.
Heartcanon: he feeds all the strays whether it’s cats, dogs, rabbits. any stray, he feeds it.
Gutcanon: he always has change on him to give to the homeless in queens. or food, or something.
Junkcanon: he and shuri are always making dumb videos of peter’s (only peter’s) experiments failing. the comedy behind it drives them to be the most subscribed channel on youtube. (peter is a child y’all)
Spleencanon: he knows that all the older human avengers have seen the movies he mentions (star wars, alien), but he asks in the way he does cause he loves seeing tony’s reaction
Loki (of course) for the body part canon thing!
all? all!
Headcanon: Loki doesn’t return in the Tom H bod for iw2, but instead returns as Lady Loki, allowing this plotline from the comics to be able to happen
Heartcanon: he’s actually a softy at heart, but years of being the shadow sibling has made him what he is. He only shows his softness around people he truly trusts and cares for. these are people he would willingly lay down his life for.
Gutcanon: Loki almost exclusively has physical relationships only, all due to the above. no romance. Just not his thing! He could be a great romantic, he was when he was a younger prince, but now he just doesn’t do it. in time, maybe.
Junkcanon: that being said, loki is amazing in bed and is a switch. (you know he’s not only a twink come on)
Spleencanon: Loki’s actually alive drinking margarita’s on a beach somewhere wearing sunglasses and just plain ole’ chillin while he waits for his moment to return
please can u tag nsfw?
Sure! I usually do, did something slip up?
Edit: found it! Tagged!
You considered Astronomy???? Me too!!!! I love astronomy!!!! (If I may, the saddest thing I learned in astronomy is the true astronomical definition of a constellation). I ended up doing political science, though. Sorry if this seems obvious, but do ou prefer screen acting or broadway type? Thanks so much and good luck!
me too!!! astronomy is so great!!! i love space!!!!! ahh!!! and i agree, the real definition of a constellation is kinda sad lol.
poli sci is fun too! i also lowkey considered maybe minoring in that since i love politics too and i would not be opposed to running for office in my future.
I will do whatever kind of acting gives me money lol. Right now I prefer stage, but that’s mainly because I have very little film work! all the work I;ve done this far has all been on stage, but I would love to get into screen acting as well!!
thank you so much!!!