Tag: ewan mcgregor

forcearama:

huxsux:

If the Obi Wan Kenobi movie is just 2 ½ hours of Ewan Mcgregor aimlessly walking around in the desert, meeting no one and doing nothing, it will still be the single greatest Star Wars movie ever made

I’ve made this joke before, but I feel like Disney and the world at large doesn’t understand when I do that I am also totally serious. This isn’t even really a “ha ha, even if nothing happened in the movie I’d still watch it” sort of thing, it’s really me saying LOOK HERE DISNEY THIS IS THE EASIEST THING: 

1. Ewan in the Jedi costume
2. In the desert
3. Have him look sad and stare off into the horizon 
4. Pipe in some dramatic Star Wars music

That’s it! Then from that point on pretty much ANYTHING they do* is a bonus: having him look wistfully at little Luke, having him say something to a stranger, having him talk to Qui-Gon’s Force ghost, showing him making wooden toys for Luke or showing that time he apparently built himself furniture, flashback sequences, shirtless nightmares, the day he meets his bantha family…I would show up for ANY of this. 

* Disclaimer: not literally “anything they do”. I don’t want to tempt fate here by being like “LOL there’s no way they could fuck it up!”