theatrejew:

fox-in-the-wheat:

manintolerant:

personsonable:

sexhaver:

what the fuck is this article

my mind is tearing itself apart at the Freudian symbolism at play here

Identity… condiments

Here’s the article but honestly I wouldn’t read it unless you want an ulcer. Summary: baby boomer mother complains that millennials aren’t interested enough in white people food. (I’m not exaggerating that last part, the Big Point in the article is that mayonnaise is culinary Greatest Generation Americana)

though (somehow) probably not even the worst part of the article, this uh. what the fuck.

archdemonblood:

absurdcachinnation:

bisexualbucky:

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.

That was not the potatoes’ faults! That, like most things, was on the British.