Headcanon: Loki doesn’t return in the Tom H bod for iw2, but instead returns as Lady Loki, allowing this plotline from the comics to be able to happen
Heartcanon: he’s actually a softy at heart, but years of being the shadow sibling has made him what he is. He only shows his softness around people he truly trusts and cares for. these are people he would willingly lay down his life for.
Gutcanon: Loki almost exclusively has physical relationships only, all due to the above. no romance. Just not his thing! He could be a great romantic, he was when he was a younger prince, but now he just doesn’t do it. in time, maybe.
Junkcanon: that being said, loki is amazing in bed and is a switch. (you know he’s not only a twink come on)
Spleencanon: Loki’s actually alive drinking margarita’s on a beach somewhere wearing sunglasses and just plain ole’ chillin while he waits for his moment to return
I
had to go to some pretty dark places, but that’s because that’s where he
is. He was just incredibly sad and lonely and the more successful he
became the more lonely he became. He used to say the sunset was the
lonesomest time of the day, and that’s the mark of a man who’s not
happy.
Let’s be honest right now, Loki has been through too much. First ofall, he was brought up as a person he too late realized he never would’ve been. Then, after trying to be his brother’s equal and failing because of his too emotion-guided method, he decided to kill himself. Yes, he killed himself by letting go of Thor’s grasp. He was later revived by Thanos, the Mad Titan, who, after torturing him, used his ambitions to obtain an Infinity Stone. He was then sent to Earth to complete his mission and there, he stood alone (with an army made up of mere puppets) against a whole planet, and failed again. He was sentenced to life imprisonment and lost all the esteem the people he loved had for him. He was locked up, he couldn’t do anything to save his mother, the only parent-like figure he had ever had, and that regret tormented him, made him go crazy. He was then ready to sacrifice himself for his brother, but then he found a better solution to that, and decided that maybe death wasn’t the right choice this time. He finally got the position he had fought so hard for, he finally ruled on Asgard for four years. Right when he thought he had found his happy ending, Thor revealed his identity to the whole planet, and his plan vanished. Then Odin died, and in his last moments, he recognized Loki as his son, without any distinction between him and Thor, and that probably meant the world for Loki. After Hela broke out of her prison, the brothers were both sent to Sakaar, where Loki seemed so at ease he had no intention of leaving that place. He did try to fool Thor again one more time there, because he was indeed still just the god of mischief. After being electrocuted for who knows how long without even passing out, he came back to Asgard, bringing the ship that would’ve later led the Asgardians to salvation. He fought alongside his brother again, and in the end, it worked out pretty well for them, and they saved Asgard, the people of Asgard. But then, destiny came back for him and this time, this time Loki decided that he would play no more tricks. He evolved, he’s no longer just the god of mischief, he’s become someone who put his brother’s life before his, before the Tesseract, before the universe.
I, Loki, Prince of Asgard, Odinson, rightful King of Jotunheim, God of Mischief…