Stan Lee: Spider-man is not allowed to be bisexual, Andrew Garfield tried to make him bi so I had his movies cancelled and forbid any future spider-men from being written as bi or gay.
Tom Holland: Cool. Here is a list of male coworkers and characters I personally want to fuck.
Most relatable moment in Infinity War: Tony Stark staring blankly into the void and deeply questioning every life choice he made since that point for a full minute after having one (1) conversation with the Guardians.