gallusrostromegalus:

the-last-hair-bender:

robobuddies:

snakewife:

• distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)
• has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–
• absolutely should not be in charge
• absolutely does not WANT to be in charge
• you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff
• wants to help you out when you’re sad???
• may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case
• absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween
• you’ve never seen more impressive shoes 

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

@kingpijin its you

@gallusrostromegalus this is absolutely you

That’s very kind of you to say.