Tag: mcu

armoredsoftie:

itsallavengers:

Peter Parker releases a thirty minute documentary on youtube of life in the Avengers Tower and twelve minutes of it is just Tony and Steve arguing over what would win, a Thanos-sized tarantula or a tarantula-sized Thanos

#honestly i know we all write steve and tony as this bickering old couple#but consider: most of their arguments are literally over stupid shit like we saw in aou#tony: do you think fish have feelings#steve: they have like three second memories no#tony: you’re a dick. that was a three second statement did you feel hurt by it?#steve: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT FUKC YOU FIRST OF ALL AND– (via @lovelyirony)

asgardstylist:

thorthirst:

thunderbend:

you should have gone for the head.

@petermaximoff MADE A FIRE FUCKING POST ABOUT THIS EXACT PHENOMENON AND I’D LIKE TO THANK YOU OP AND YOU SUNNY FOR STANDING UP FOR OUR MANS WHO HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE EVER

THOR ALWAYS GOES FOR THE HEAD

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO @petermaximoff ‘s TED TALK

Thanos: You should have gone for the head.

Thor: Look, I usually do but I have an axe now and Disney wants to make billions of dollars so things need to stay PG-13 and while the Motion Picture Association of America’s standards that inform their decisions on ratings are mysterious and ridiculous to navigate, I feel pretty confident that they don’t want me to go for your head with an axe if we are to remain at a PG-13 rating. I may be able to cut off your head with this axe if the camera cuts away at a precise moment before impact and your blood is a cartoonish shade of slime green, or if your body just disintegrated into confetti upon impact and it was partnered with a fart sound effect, but we don’t have time to negotiate those changes right now and frankly I think they would not fit with the overall feel of this moment.