Headcanon: buck started keeping a well stocked first aid kit on hand, just for steve. he continued to carry it even through his years as the winter soldier, but he, nor hydra, knew why. later when he was cleansed of hydra, he remembered. and when he made the connection, the only thing he threw out was the expired neosporin.
Heartcanon: he’s amazing with kids. like, they gravitate to him because he gives off the right energy (it’s definitely the arm). still, after all he’s done, the fact that small children trust him as much as they do makes him happy. makes him hopefull
Gutcanon: bucky spends a day in the mountains of some state, just to get away. he does this often when he needs to get away.
Junkcanon: if steve is lovemaking, bucky is fucking like there’s no tomorrow. that arm of his comes in handy. cold hands + warm body = yes. he leaves you bruised and sore, but goddamn was it good. but he knows when to be gentle. it’s constantly changing. he’s very good at reading his partner adn what they want.
Spleencanon: he fucking hates plums, but they were cheap.
Headcanon: tho raised irish-catholic, he no longer practices. however, it formed a lot of the way he treats people in terms of respect. the commandment that says “love thy neighbor” was ingrained in him, especially since people didn’t always treat him well.
Heartcanon: he remembers everyone’s birthday, no matter when he met them. if you tell him once, if he overhears you in conversation, anything, he will know. you bet your ass there’s a well thought out gift waiting for you when you get home with his signature on it, wishing you a happy birthday
Gutcanon: he’s in love with bucky. whether romantic or platonic doesn’t matter. it’s love.
Junkcanon: he will treat you reeeeeeeaaaaal nice in bed. anyone who sleeps with him agrees: if you look up the term “lovemaking” in the dicitonary, it’ll be Steve Rogers in all his glory, treating you right with all the intimacy and sensuality and attention and love true gut wrenching, heart breaking, you-are-the-stars-and-the-universe-and-my-everything kind of love. the kind that when you both have moved on, you always remember it as the most soul touching type of sex you’ve ever had
Spleencanon: specifically aou centered, he swears like a goddamn sailor.
Headcanon: Loki doesn’t return in the Tom H bod for iw2, but instead returns as Lady Loki, allowing this plotline from the comics to be able to happen
Heartcanon: he’s actually a softy at heart, but years of being the shadow sibling has made him what he is. He only shows his softness around people he truly trusts and cares for. these are people he would willingly lay down his life for.
Gutcanon: Loki almost exclusively has physical relationships only, all due to the above. no romance. Just not his thing! He could be a great romantic, he was when he was a younger prince, but now he just doesn’t do it. in time, maybe.
Junkcanon: that being said, loki is amazing in bed and is a switch. (you know he’s not only a twink come on)
Spleencanon: Loki’s actually alive drinking margarita’s on a beach somewhere wearing sunglasses and just plain ole’ chillin while he waits for his moment to return
While we’re at it Tarzan could get it too. White dreads and all.
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he’s a british man from the 1800s, he’s probably not circumcised, and he’s been living with gorillas. it doesn’t matter what he’s packing he’s probably got some of the strongest aged dick cheese under his hood…
Gorillas are actually pretty clean animals, and a nice river bath before the great dickdown of 1892 would clear any remains dirt right up
*throws holy water on this post*
*Washes Tarzans cock (yeah, I said it) with it
My ex and i were watching that a few years ago and she absolutely ruined the whole movie for me by saying “so how bad to you think he destroyed jane’s pussy the first time because gorilla’s ain’t exactly bout that gentle lovin”
She probably had months of construction work after the first time. Probably had to build a whole new pussy from scratch
We need more discussions like this
Thank you! The Tarzan dickscourse is so important. Like did you see the size of his thighs? If the dick didn’t kill you on contact the piston power from those thighs definitely would. Have you mad and crawling around the jungle like
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