pffft – rip tumblr

interstelleri:

the-last-hair-bender:

fatfreefiddlefaddle:

blackmodel:

amaralanegra:

okay but have yall seen the video of the super patriotic dating simulator?

I CANT……THE THIGH GAP TOLD ME EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW TBH

I hate his timeline so much

If I have to watch this with my own eyes I’m making the rest of you suffer.

I THINK ITS REALLY IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY WATCH THE POST-TRAILER CLIP ABOUT THE CREATOR – A MUSLIM WOMAN SATIRIZING THEIR EXPERIENCES WITH AMERICAN CULTURE AND ITS INTERACTIONS WITH ISLAM (AND THE FACT THAT THEY’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK ISIS REPRESENTS IT) BECAUSE HOLY FUCK IT TAKES THIS ‘ALARMING BUT KINDA FUNNY’ VIDEO INTO ‘THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS’ TERRITORY WITH THAT NEW CONTEXT

eldritchdraaks:

@jasontddd @lalabnf @i-dragonqueen

gumtub:

dontbeanassbutt:

nuka-rockit:

remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

hi what the FUCK does this mean

@dontbeanassbutt it means this

kimberlystories:

My response to the “Pink Diamond used to own White Pearl” theory

crystal-meepmorps:

Normal people:

SU fans:

docteryn:

back-that-sass-up:

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead