rtahuniverse:

wahbegan:

acciowine:

imthehuggernaut:

kurosmind:

catwithbenefits:

funfetti-cakke:

starfleetrambo:

magnolia-noire:

logynnrose:

weavemama:

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

Cain was a millennial

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

Millennials are ruining Congress

quinn-silversmith:

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

Teacher: … “So to demonstrate how pumice floats, I’m gonna drop it into some of your bottles – don’t worry, it’s non toxic.” 

Goes around, dropping pumice into bottles: Splish, Splish, Splish, clink.

Teacher:….

owlmylove:

tilthat:

Finland’s Lapland is home to over twenty thousand reindeer, but with thousands killed every year due to vehicle collisions in the dark, herders now cover the animals’ antlers with a harmless fluorescent paint that glows in the light of oncoming cars but is otherwise invisible. both female and male reindeer in Lapland grow antlers, which they shed in the spring, so a new coating is reapplied in the fall.

thats definitely a god