deerney:

autisticstevonnie:

thatdisneyworldblog:

I think this is the most hilarious thing

the storybook font is what does it for me

Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story.

So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.

Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.

Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.

In. The. Fucking. Water.

Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth.

Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:

“Spitting is for quitters.”

This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes.

The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows.

I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could.

And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day.

sevi007:

sherlockspeare:

Marvel’s Black Panther: “UN Meet and Greet” Exclusive Deleted Scene (X)

They really, really should have included this in the movie. It’s such an important, precious show of development that has been taking place between these characters. From the man who arrogantly asked “Does she speak English?” and got cold stares and hissed answers for it to this, to Everett making the effort to learn their language and the others, while grinning at his slip-up, genuinely appreciating the effort and thanking him for it.

They learned to respect each other, heck, probably even like each other, and this whole scene would have shown this so perfectly.

(Also, who wants to bet with me that Shuri taught him the phrase and got it wrong on purpose?)  

nochillrogers:

Robert has really been incredibly thoughtful in his care of the other actors, me especially. In the beginning of this franchise, I was really nervous, but he extended his kindness and warmth and helped pick me up in a lot of ways and gave me confidence and direction and support. – Chris Evans

I really couldn’t imagine anyone else in that role. It’s probably the highest degree of difficulty of all the superheroes in the Marvel world to get right. There’s just a certain confidence and humility you had to have going in. Chris has gotten more and more detached from his own neurosis or judgement as the years have gone by. And to look good in that helmet? It was just the right guy for the job. – Robert Downey Jr 

glumshoe:

thedragondjinn:

sg-lbc:

fallingstars5683:

ivanisly-kun:

darkbookworm13:

capricornte:

gummygomamon:

nebula-cnidaria:

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

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aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

@theninjaslother

LOL

so Deer are essentially my anxiety disorder?

you: i have anxiety

me, an intellectual: oh deer 🦌

S T O P

Panic and RUN, panic and RUN!

I have an obligation to share a story.  I lived in the country once, owned three horses.  Well, we had hunters in our neighbourhood so the deer and the coyotes liked to hang out on our acreage because lots of room and we wouldn’t hunt them.  One day, a deer came out and started grazing in our field.  My family saw it and went ‘oh cool’ and went into our backyard to watch.  What we didn’t expect was my quarter horse x pony cross going up to the deer.  When she did, the deer took off running towards our fence and we thought ‘well so much for that that’s the end of it.’ But just before the fence, the deer swerves like a quarter horse in a barrel race and runs back to my horse.  We thought ‘oh hey that’s cool the deer’s showing off’.  

What we didn’t fucking expect was for my horse to start bounding around the field like a FUCKING.  DEER.  My horse was BOUNCING.  They were playing, and showing each other they could do what the other could do.  It was hilarious.  Meanwhile, our other two horses were standing on the big hill a ways back, overlooking what was happening.  The horses were eyeing mine like she was certifiably nuts.

I’ve seen that happen with horses and deer before, too! My neighbor’s horse Bill is like… friends with the local deer and they hang out and race each other regularly. It’s very strange.