stay hydrated – Page 200

yo-its-matt:

jonah-dean:

maisonderriere:

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it

itisibitch:

viralthings:

I am half Scottish and half Japanese- I hand-sewed this kimono from men’s dress shirts and boxer shorts.

What did she do: THAT
Who is she: THAT BITCH

redpaperowl:

accessiblecoldtimes:

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

banzai-jinto:

nostalgebraist:

Welcome to … the chess Expanded Universe

(Wikipedia)

chess had DLC this whole time and nobody told me??

heckonciliation:

medusabraids:

same energy

They’re wives

squidscientistas:

Angriest chocolate chip I’ve ever met. This is Sepiola parva!

olivesaverin:

What do we owe each other?

whitepeopletwitter:

Coming soon to a theater near you?

gaygothur:

I see a lot of posts about teaching men acceptable street compliments, and while I think those posts are well intentioned, I think they are incorrectly assuming that catcalling is about complimenting someone. Men don’t yell “nice tits” out the window of their car because they’re wanting to genuinely compliment you but don’t know how. Most men have been taught growing up that compliments like that aren’t acceptable. Men catcall to assert power over you, intimidate you, and disrespect you. They’re fully aware that what they’re doing is bad.

electricate:

owob:

i learned things today on twitter dot com

the raw power emanating from this post is overwhelming