bunjywunjy:

slavetomyheadcanon:

gallusrostromegalus:

bunjywunjy:

remember that big project I’ve been hinting about all summer? well, it’s FINALLY DONE. 

IT’S NEW! IT’S AMAZING! 

IT’S-

WEIRDBIOLOGY.COM

all your old favorite articles, remastered! updated! IMPROVED!

and now archived in one easily-sortable site!

you want some fish? YOU CAN HAVE SOME FISH. you want reptiles? YOU CAN HAVE REPTILES. you want birds? BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE BIRDS FOR YOU!

check it out! bookmark it!

show it to your friends! show it to your dog!

it’s time for WEIRD BIOLOGY!

(big thanks to @toa697 for giving feedback on the site design!)

AAAAAAY THIS IS SO COOL!!!

If ever a website needed a “random” button, it’s this one!

This shit is awesome!

thanks for the suggestion! I’ll see if that’s something I can add this week.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/dontbeanassbutt/177376349421/tumblr_p5c0usu2q91tk6xbq?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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snotferret:

visavee:

fuck-eater:

cubiclelifestyle:

♪ Hello baby, I can’t lang ♫
♬ I have gervus, of you say ♪
♫ Oh oh wha say FREAKIN’ way ♬
♪ Sorry out here kinda Bey ♫

I’m bopping

hypermodernism?

allthingshyper:

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

gluten-free-pussy:

afronerdism:

gluten-free-pussy:

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

You are a genius and I’m using this

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

This is the kind of behavior you use on little kids, which I find both hilarious, disturbing and very telling of how little we expect men to GROW THE FUCK UP

unfaggy:

fleurites:

spencie:

officialwayneenterprises:

burningmanonacid:

mama-germany:

i-am-the-broken-bride:

thorsbian:

gina-didnt-die-for-blecho:

thorsbian:

Best tumblr scandals

  • The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online
  • The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic
  • The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic
  • Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

wait wasn’t girl number 2 exposed by someone who wrote Hamilton mermaid vore?

She Sure Was! 💁🏼

Wasn’t there that one girl who switched out her mom’s medicine as a Political Statement and she ended up in the hospital almost dead?

THERE SURE WAS!

And the girl who was kin with Hitler, pretended to commit suicide and announced it by saying she was her sister and posting about it on her account.

Also the girl who sent another girl her amputated toe to make into jewelry and the jewelry maker posted pictures of it.

Don’t forget the woman who posed as an animator and got people to donate 200k to pay her to do a pilot about a poly person and an asexual person living together. But she took the money and disappeared.

that ruby rose doppelgänger with a pokemon url who claimed to be like latina and spanish and from like 29277286 different defunct indigenous tribes who set up an organisation / fund / whatever in leelah alcorn’s name that ended up not being in actual existence essentially as a scam and when her real race and intentions were discovered she ran off with the money and hid her blog

wasn’t there a popular user who like admitted to their family owning child slaves

@sixpenceee