stay hydrated – Page 24

jaybarou:

andthosearesmalleragents:

gem-femme:

eroticcannibal:

ahumanbeing00:

bloodytales:

Ready for some prime bullshit?

That’s right folks. Unnatural hair colors means women are crazy.

Unless, just hear me out on this… it could be that some women like pretty hair colors.

Or they trying to avoid these type of idiots.

Go women with unnatural hair.

As I saw pointed out in a tweet in response to this weak analogy:

In nature, these things occur as a defence from predators.

We dye our hair wild colors so assholes like this stay far away from us lmao.

TOXIC T H O T T E R Y

Manhater blue should be an official shade.

demetrialuvater:

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961) dir. blake edwards

peachsnout:

valucard:

peachsnout:

valucard:

hey mutuals

hey

thanks friend im feeling better

loveissimple-loveiseasy:

thisiswhereireblogmymusic:

t-rexinavneck:

did-you-kno:

A stray dog in Bolivia joined a monastery and became a monk. The resident monks of St. Francis Monastery, named for the patron saint of animals, decided to adopt a dog they call ‘Friar Bigotón’ from the Cold Nose Project, which hopes the dog’s story will now inspire more monasteries to take in homeless pets. Source Source 2 Source 3

@sskullsandb0nes

AKJSDFKLSD THEY MADE HIM A MONK

Bigotón means giant mustache in Spanish FYI

muirin007:

That Post Malone article is hands-down, one of the most incredible pieces of writing I have read in ages. I think the journalist channeled the ghost of Oscar Wilde for that takedown. It’s a brilliant dissection of “algorithm culture” and white appropriation in rap, as well, but my word, the writing. It’s amazing. Just. Dear God.

madmadamemimble:

littlemissh0ney:

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

professional-bandaid-slinger:

southernsideofme:

This gives me unnecessary amounts of anxiety

mjalti:

Literally anyone romantically interested in me: you are the most unique, funny, genuine person I’ve ever spoken to, I was hoping we could—

my brain, immediately:

mynamebatman:

blueelectricangels:

pervocracy:

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.