stay hydrated – Page 38

mommunist:

where my texas boys at..

texas

hi goths are allowed to pose on my grave when i die

angelbabyspice:

11thsense:

A representation of my thought process at all times

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

fleshy-grapefruit:

mens-rights-activia:

xxrawrqueenxx:

bleeding-salamander:

xxrawrqueenxx:

trueprospit:

ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all

@xxrawrqueenxx you do not need to rotate it

you just did some demonic shit what the fuck

buttsec:

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”

fakehistory:

Gary Johnson campaigning for president (2016, colorized)

bebhemmo:

In case you were looking for a will to live, this is it.

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

soulcollectorlol:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

samuelcwboslyn:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

I WILL ASSIST?

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

Hermit crab??

THAT’S THE BITCH