Tag: stay hydrated

antdonut:

princessfuckyouknickers:

thescienceofjohnlock:

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

A better way to bee

‘ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh’

@prologi

THEY’RE TRYING THEIR BEST

In case no one told you growing up

gingerhaole:

interestingly-pale:

katchan00:

home-is-where-the-wifi-is:

dlanadhz:

  • Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
  • If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
  • Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold – save on your electricity bill.
  • You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
  • Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
  • Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
  • To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
  • Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
  • Speaking of shampoo – if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
  • If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
  • Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
  • After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch – it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
  • Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
  • Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.

To all the kids whose parents couldn’t help you with this kind of stuff

Addition: the natural acidity of a vagina can bleach the gusset on darker underwear. It’s perfectly normal.

i did not know some of this stuff, so useful!

The best thing you can do to keep your skin clear (aside from washing) is to frequently change your pillowcase. Throw on a fresh one every day if you want. Get nice cotton pillowcases at Ross.

the signs and their airs (associations)

astrosoeur:

Aries: smoky jazz clubs of the 20′s, bruised peaches, baroque paintings, the suspense of a preying lion, heavy breathing, midnight rendez-vous, poppy fields, the curiosity of a child, venus de milo & thunder. 

Taurus: forehead kisses, the
cool shadows under a tree on a warm day, film noir, lounging in silk,
blowing off dandelion seeds, ladybugs, the smell of sandalwood and
vanilla, serenity, fulfilled longings & peppermint tea.

Gemini: lillies, folie à deux, midday fatigue, silver-tongued monologues, blueberry-stained hands, the feeling of bottomless falling, tinsel thoughts, train whistles, fallen cities & change. 

Cancer: blushing,
worn book spines with golden embossing, budding roses, vertigo, the
smell of freshly brewed coffee, jupiter, the hazy moments before fully
waking up, freckles on golden cheeks, picnic baskets & nostalgia.

Leo: dimmed lighting, the sound of a woman in heels approaching, short-lived chimeras, masquerades, withered flowers, passion-inflicted bruises, immortality, dust-covered art, cars speeding by & the Odysessean gods. 

Virgo: foggy mornings, french braids, the ticking of clocks, smudged ink, melancholy, trembling hands of new lovers, butterflies, dry humor, the smell of the forest post-rain, ancient statues, words unspoken & gooseberries.

Libra: dewed branches at dawn, honeyed words, listening to the soft beating of a lovers heart, seeing things through rose-colored glasses, balancing on one foot, swans, late nights at the opera, elderflower & small sighs. 

Scorpio: the sense of impending doom, secretive whispers, red velvet drapes (à  la Twin Peaks), an heart brimming over, slow boudoir dancing, peeking over edges, figs, a cello playing in the distance & wry smiles. 

Sagittarius: honey, candlelight silhouettes, nighthawks by edward hopper, wine-stained lips, the void, vast wheat fields, comfortable shared silences, entangled lovers, broken hourglasses & whirlwinds. 

Capricorn: goosebumps, languor, ravens, the aloof smile of someone reminiscing, board games, sleeping in, pine trees swaying in the wind, stargazing, sea foam, castle halls, tangles & wordless understanding.

Aquarius: candelabras, nightly walks, the crashing of waves, hydrangeas, pondering over a cigarette, contrasts, an air of ‘je ne sais quoi’, subtle glances, the climaxes of classical symphonies & avalanches.

Pisces: pressed flowers, cloudy days, faded memories, cryptic symbolism in dreams, waltzes, van gogh paintings, dried tears, sand slipping through your fingers, the desire to dissolve into your surroundings, seashells & lingering touches. 

pom-seedss:

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gwendolynshepherds:

quasi-normalcy:

impuretale:

xelamanrique318:

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

Noted

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

If Jack Black doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, it is proof that sf/action movies are being discriminated against, because he was FLAWLESS as a teenage girl, absolutely invisible behind his character, and that deserves massive recognition of his awesomeness. 

(I also appreciate the writing which had both girls calling each other out on perceived issues, and both girls acknowledging the fairness of those call-outs and subsequently valuing each other as equals and becoming buds. No girl-fights here, thank you.)

This movie was far more amazing than it should have been, and I’m pretty sure that was at least 90% because the cast was so fantastic.

Not once in the entire film did I forget Jack Black was a teenage girl. It was one of the most brilliant performances I have ever seen and I still can’t believe I’m saying that about Jack Black in Jumanji II.

Is it tropey as hell? Yes.

Do they subvert some of the tropes some of the time? Heck yes.

Did they know they were going to be tropey as hell and made it the best possible versions of the tropes when they weren’t subverting them? Hell fucking yes.