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White Diamond in the Diamond Authority Historical AU

this AU doesn’t have an official story, but secretly she’s the undead empress of a shattered Byzantium, immeasurably powerful and death-defying. Rumour has it she is old enough to remember the fall of Rome.

penny-anna:

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Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say ‘fuck’ all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he’s young & impressionable

So Amethyst is like “but that’s my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??”

And Greg is like “uhh I don’t know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enough” 

“Got it”

flash forward to Steven’s fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling “wake the FUCK up Steven it’s FUCKING TIME”

& he spends the entire day losing his mind

Steven: w-what’s happening

Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back

Amethyst: *running around the house* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Greg: what’s going on

Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say fuck again

Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question: ……i DID?

Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds*

Pearl: Steven the *whispering* F-word is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before-

Steven: I know what fuck means Pearl

Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??

Pearl: who taught you that word mister!!

Steven: um… Lars and Sadie… *mumbling* five years ago…

Amethyst: I’ve been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING??

Greg: uh even if he knows what it means it’s still not really appropriate for you t-

Amethyst: *running outside* FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCK

Steven: …

Greg: …

Pearl: …

Garnet: …*quietly* fuck

Everyone else: O_O

Garnet: what. I missed it too

desarea-doodles:

Whenever I make a series, the last one is the hardest. EVEN
though this wasn’t the last one I created it needed some extra work.
Originally, I thought this would be Rose’s Site. It’s in the same color scheme
as Pink’s site.

 The colors are softer. I’m not sure if that’s welcoming but
it’s certainly homey & safe. The website features Earth by itself. A
central focus. Here, Rose wants to know your name. That’s all the information
she needs. There are no stats, informative boxes, or even gem identifications
because Earth is a place to be whoever you want to be.

 The third page, Rose is interested in the gem’s talents.
Like Blue’s site, there is value in knowing what gems are good at. Unlike Blue,
Rose wants in coming gems to look outside of those skills and learn new things
about themselves.

 The join page, is not demanding at all. It sends a different
message from YD & BD’s pages. A gem could simply be on Earth and not want
to be a crystal gem. It is a serious decision and could prevent a gem from ever
returning to homeworld. 

 A guide to fusions is needed. It is also welcomed to take
your time when wanting to build relationships that could support a fusion. NPC
Garnet is there to walk any gem through the needed steps.

 Lastly is Rose looking at the horizon of the moon,
preferably from the moon base. She’s deeply in love with this planet, and hopes
the gems she is protecting will feel the same way about Earth.

-Desarea