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intranet:

A rating of some random updated textures:

They… They’re not hideous anymore.. I could actually use these in survival builds to show my power,,, my resoursfulness,,, my lustre 7/10

I’m so mad! none of my builds will have windows anymore if this stays. Where’s the sheen, the glimmer, the realism I will not build with this glorified barrier block. 0/10

It’s not a bad texture but it looks like…. Like *coughs* sorry I meant to say it looks like a.. oh my uhhhh… it looks *clears my throat" wow so sorry this never happens 1/10

I can finally use bricks.. there is finally an appeal to using bricks because now they look like bricks 8/10

I think I have the legal grounds to sue for having to look at her like this. You’ve stripped her of her prowess… her power… her dignity -4/10

NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!! It’s so shiny and so good I will frame every ingot I have on a wall instead of storing them in a chest 10/10

Where’s the end aesthetic gone, you took a perfectly fine rod and gave it depression 0/10

Wow Queen… 100/10

argumate:

quasi-normalcy:

I think that we need to be willing to take direct action to shut down the fossil fuel industry. Thirty years of begging governments and industry not to kill the planet have done fuck all.

I find it interesting how apathetic people are on this issue, even as they can work themselves into a frothing rage about other issues, even fictitious ones.

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

I asked my brother to stop playing Fortnite and to go to bed because it was late and we need to get up early tomorrow. He told me to go away and leave him alone

Normally I’d have yelled at him but the parenting book I’m reading about troubled teens says I need to not do that, so instead I turned on every wifi-connected device in the house and started streaming about ten videos and downloading 30 new podcasts and now he’s screaming at the screen

“DUDE I DON’T KNOW WHY MY INTERNET IS ACTING LIKE THIS?? WHAT’S HAPPENING” parenting is happening

Normal Horoscope:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: It weighs you down. With weight comes momentum. Be an emotional sumo wrestler.

Taurus: Fear the improperly constructed ikea bookshelf. Those who can make working furniture with no instruction are not to be trifled with. Who knows what they could do.

Gemini: A pestilence of violins.

Cancer: The modern world has given birth to a new breed of arcane. You must be careful.

Leo: A common metal wastebasket worn as a helmet makes excellent defense against slashing weapons. This information will be critical.

Virgo: I asked a star for your fortune but all they did was recite the entire script of the godfather II really really fast.

Libra: Death is a gift. A shit gift, but a gift.

Scorpio: Hyperawareness will only show you things you really shouldn’t see, things you cant really comprehend. Not many last long like that.

Ophiuchus: The familiar is safe, comfortable. There is kindness to perfectionism. There is greater adventure still in failure. Do another shot.

Sagittarius: What? Are you just gonna lie there and wait for another steamroller? 

Capricorn: Get up early, get donuts for breakfast, watch a hardware store burn down while you finish your coffee. Who knows what the day has for you.

Aquarius: You are there, ever fleeting.

Pisces: Your guardian may be a twisted broken thing, but it protects you all the same. Do it a favor and dont look directly at it. Its shy.