p0tbarbie:

p0tbarbie:

showerheadperc:

p0tbarbie:

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

Me: men think this

A man: no, actually I think exactly what you said men think

Me: right.

laurierrose:

oppa-homeless-style:

actuallyjuststealingmemes:

water-based-introspection:

just-shower-thoughts:

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

teamgalactica:

sasgalula:

teamgalactica:

teamgalactica:

a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him”

this is him

op are there any updates on todd?

yes ! todd lives with us now and hes incredibly friendly and affectionate, here he is taking a nap on my bed

he also has a tendency to steal food, he slapped a slice of bread out of my hands and ran away to eat it recently

bunjywunjy:

ru-debega:

damaramegido:

the-real-d-sandman:

imhollering:

imhollering:

swarnpert:

hey guys just wanted you to know that i just found the absolute worst car in existence

This is my car I’m crying I’m so happy to finally see it as a post tho I really thot it would be on shitty-car-mods lmfao

He didn’t get a picture of the cursed images door tho so here’s that, also the hood of my car

This poor honda. It didnt deserve… this.

are you kidding this is my fucking dream car

this person knew what they wanted and went for it 

I’m not personally sure what -it- means in this context

but obviously the car owner does and i’m happy for them 

oh you clever bastard