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fluffymcmuffins:

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

flowerkrown:

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

poiregourmande:

me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive

me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif

randyraptor:

grimgrib:

kristmaskiller:

kristmaskiller:

kristmaskiller:

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

You reblogged this and I’m sure you know I did that but I need you to know that I really did that.

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

sit down and think before you post

an-actual-lion:

an-actual-lion:

HABBY THANKGIBBING TO ME BITCH THE TLK TRAILER DROPPED

NEW ICON BITCH NEW ICON

celticpyro:

celticpyro:

Something in the show: *isn’t fully explained but hinted to be important*

Morons: Wow, this is a plot hole!

Thing in same show: *is later revealed to have an explanation that makes perfect sense when finally revealed*

Morons: …Okay but it’s bad writing to not tell us right away.

BONUS because boy howdy I wasn’t ready for this level of fuckery:

Morons: Obviously the show writers have been reading our fan theories and PLAGIARIZING OUR IDEAS! Let’s make a petition to sue them!

poiregourmande:

me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive

me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif

drakkn:

drakkn:

theres a guy in my asian art hist. class who is visually the epitome of a redneck stereotype except hes an art history major and is very clearly passiomate about it

imagine a bowlegged white guy with a beard wearing flannel, a belt buckle, and cowboy boots talk about the intricacies of a hindu temple in sri lanka. this is the future liberals want

birdghost:

notmxch:

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

18+

This Friend Is Available To All Ages You Fool

fullmetalfisting:

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

fullmetalfisting:

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

The notes of this post are like

Women: wow that’s funny I should try that when a man won’t stop talking about himself!

Men: OP you’re a bitch and an asshole and a slut