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zennistrad:

ink-quill-coffee:

buggerygrips:

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

Lol?!?

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

foxyshadow:

neurodivergent-crow:

thecoldheartofspace:

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5’7, 5’11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

Magical Boy of Body Positivity

This is beautiful

kafukafuura1917:

kafukafuura1917:

some people out there be pretending that you can be a transmisogynist without fundamentally being a misogynist… cringe

“oh ho ho i just want to abolish the parts of the system of gendered violence that i don’t like but keep the ones that allow me to enact gendered violence myself, against my perceived inferiors” anybody who is like this doesn’t actually want to abolish anything and is fundamentally invested in maintaining gendered violence as a social structure, they just wish it didn’t affect them as well. miss me with that strasserite shit

songs to induce vivid memories from gen z childhoods

spoopywitchboy:

angel-of-double-death:

sugaranspikes:

a-funeral-u-say:

c-orgiis:

violetfin-hskin:

halstride:

those–beans:

lesbian-ochako:

starlightshoe:

  • i gotta feeling
  • dynamite
  • like a g6
  • dj got us fallin in love
  • moves like jagger
  • tik tok
  • party in the usa
  • paper planes
  • miss independent
  • hey there delilah
  • PARTY. ROCK. ANTHEM
  • many others feel free to add

every time we touch

  • hey soul sister
  • glad you came
  • call me maybe (+ everyone inexplicably hating it)
  • friday by rebecca black

-cotton eye joe

-cha cha slide

-payphone by maroon 5

-baby

-that one direction song everyone hated but i cant remember the name of

honestly thats about any and every of their old songs like uh

what makes u beautiful, one thing, and that other one i also cant remember

also not so long ago but still a   big one for me 

stitches by shawn mendes

-airplanes

-stereo hearts

-just dance

-poker face

I remember almost all of these and I hate you for getting them stuck in my head.

My head sounded like I was flipping through radio stations reading this list.

catwithbenefits:

prince-bully-koopa:

neednothavehappenedtobetrue:

the-cats-meouch:

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

*forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you?

* 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* ‘sup.

*emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh.. m-my boss said y’all aren’t allowed to hang out back here…