denchgang:

mommunist:

where my texas boys at..

texas 

bbloodflowrs:

hi goths are allowed to pose on my grave when i die

fleshy-grapefruit:

mens-rights-activia:

xxrawrqueenxx:

bleeding-salamander:

xxrawrqueenxx:

trueprospit:

ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all

@xxrawrqueenxx you do not need to rotate it

you just did some demonic shit what the fuck

buttsec:

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

soulcollectorlol:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

samuelcwboslyn:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

I WILL ASSIST?

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

Hermit crab??

THAT’S THE BITCH

rad-roach:

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

This is what peak performance looks like.

snarthurt:

its sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean