therealstanmarsh:

atheist-xmas:

thekingandqueenofcheese:

smallmetal:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

sushinfood:

automata-systemata-hydromata:

tredlocity:

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at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

stolen wallet storytime

artbytesslyn:

a few years ago i had my car broken into and my wallet stolen out of my glovebox. i was an idiot kid that regularly left my wallet in there so i wouldnt have to search for it before school

I had like fifteen bucks and my cards/ license in there. Obvs I cancelled my cards and was pretty pissed about having to replace my license, 

BUT like two days later a nice elderly lady came to the house and said she found my wallet on the side of the road like a street down. the money was gone but everything else was still there, which was great. I assumed whoever stole the wallet took the cash and copied the card numbers and ditched everything else.

BUT THEN, like a week later I was at a local amusement park with a friend in line for a haunted house and??? like a fifteen year old girl ran up to me while I was in line and took my hand and said “this is yours” and just, gave me $15????? And before I could say that it wasn’t mine, assuming she’d thought she’d seen me drop it, she ran off into the fuckin dark like a ghost

Was she the original thief?? Did she recognize me in the dark from my license picture?? Was she just an agent of cosmic karma returning my lost dollars to me?? this happened years ago and I still regularly think about it 

reblog to have the teenager of cosmic karma return your lost items to you

bi-thor:

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

softarthurmorgan:

real-jaune-isms:

ourmissallison:

tracer-isms:

trackspyro:

ghostmaoc:

girlfriendluvr:

apparently stan lee finally died of shitty old bitch disease and i better not see anyone acting like he was anything more than a sack of shit who sexually harassed multiple women and injected racism into marvel comics for decades

just cuz he died doesnt make him suddenly deserving of respect

Hey I cant defend the second bit but the bit about sexual harassment were proven false and in fact they were investigated for allegations of elder abuse against stan lee

You don’t have to defend the second bit. Stan Lee said he’d be fine if Spider Man was originally Black, Hispanic, Indian, or anything. He just didn’t want an already established character to change their identity. He said if you want a character that’s different, just make a different character, which is exactly what happened.

Tumblr is just being Tumblr again.

To Paraphrase, Stan Lee DIDN’T harass anyone, and had an understandable reasoning behind his thinking, and it also left room for the Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen storylines, which is awesome

Peter Parker never had to be the only Spider.

And elder abuse is just ugly.

I honestly feel sick seeing people come out of the woodworks to shit on an icon of popular culture like this on the day he died.

tl;dr Stan Lee was a good person and OP is a misinforming asshole

aaliyahbreaux:

growthandsecrets:

aaliyahbreaux:

me, a girl: *gets into an uber*

uber driver: “so, this address… is this where you live? is this ur house?”

me, wheels turning in my head: “Uh no haha its my boyfriends house”

Um…. what?

me, a girl: *gets into an uber*

uber driver: “so, this address… is this where you live? is this ur house?”

me, wheels turning in my head: “Uh no haha its my boyfriends house”