Loki (of course) for the body part canon thing!

all? all!

Headcanon: Loki doesn’t return in the Tom H bod for iw2, but instead returns as Lady Loki, allowing this plotline from the comics to be able to happen

Heartcanon: he’s actually a softy at heart, but years of being the shadow sibling has made him what he is. He only shows his softness around people he truly trusts and cares for. these are people he would willingly lay down his life for.

Gutcanon: Loki almost exclusively has physical relationships only, all due to the above. no romance. Just not his thing! He could be a great romantic, he was when he was a younger prince, but now he just doesn’t do it. in time, maybe.

Junkcanon: that being said, loki is amazing in bed and is a switch. (you know he’s not only a twink come on)

Spleencanon: Loki’s actually alive drinking margarita’s on a beach somewhere wearing sunglasses and just plain ole’ chillin while he waits for his moment to return