Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes
Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes
This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?
Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point
heimdall watches you fap
- [pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three
- along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”
- if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost
- if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years
- loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans
- heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him
- odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)
- gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)
- probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh
- “Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”
- “Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”
- Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all
- “there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”
- The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like
- *minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”
- *test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”
- *has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)
- Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)
- *violent thunder* “lmao Mood”
- #Odin’sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back
- Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”
- Woke: “MY BEARD!” *Considerable amount of discussion, nodding heads* “TROY’S BEARD!”
Tag: thor
I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.
Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence
you should have gone for the head.
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Thanos: You should have gone for the head.
Thor: Look, I usually do but I have an axe now and Disney wants to make billions of dollars so things need to stay PG-13 and while the Motion Picture Association of America’s standards that inform their decisions on ratings are mysterious and ridiculous to navigate, I feel pretty confident that they don’t want me to go for your head with an axe if we are to remain at a PG-13 rating. I may be able to cut off your head with this axe if the camera cuts away at a precise moment before impact and your blood is a cartoonish shade of slime green, or if your body just disintegrated into confetti upon impact and it was partnered with a fart sound effect, but we don’t have time to negotiate those changes right now and frankly I think they would not fit with the overall feel of this moment.
#sweetest avenger
Sweetest, smartest, and strongest avenger!
Thor’s intelligence is often overlooked.
Okay but for real though.
Like, I could come up with a bunch of examples of Thor being hella smart, but let’s go with the most obvious one in this movie.
Thor specifically told the Guardians NOT to go to Knowhere. He told them they wouldn’t be able to stop Thanos from getting the Reality Stone anyway, and knew 100% that he needed to be more powerful to face him.
Not only was he right in the sense that, with Stormbreaker, he came super close to defeating Thanos with all 6 Stones, but also, if the Guardians had all gone with him to Nidavellir instead, Thanos wouldn’t have captured Gamora, he wouldn’t have found the Soul Stone, and he would’ve had to face the Avengers AND the Guardians on earth with one less Stone.
Moral of the story: Thor is INCREDIBLY smart and 100% knows what he’s doing, and people need to start paying attention to him more.
You guys are so screwed now!
taika destroying mjolnir in the first few scenes of ragnarok was one of the best decisions in the movie simply bc mjolnir measured worthiness and for many people that meant that mjolnir was what made thor special, that if it weren’t for mjolnir hed be a nobody
and i loved that he destroyed it bc it proved that isnt true. thor will always be a hero, with or without mjolnir and even though the hammer proved thor has a heart of gold, he doesn’t need it and is even more powerful without it
i think a scene we wildly underestimate is in thor: ragnarok when thor disguises the hammer as an umbrella. like. what else does he disguise it as bc u know homeboy loves to pull tricks.
like he probably changed it into loki’s helmet and loki cussed him out for like fifteen minutes
turned it into the spider-man mask so peter would have a hard time and he could have a laugh but then felt AWE when peter just lifted it. no problem.
has turned it into the coffeepot and watched tony legitimately just stare blankly and almost cry
the shield mainly for twitter
bruce’s beaker but then he picked it up so now thor gets more in love and wants to marry him
this is so wholesome i love this so much wtf
me: i don’t think t’challa should have to put up with any of the avengers, he seems so above their petty drama
me: except thor. i want t’challa to become best friends with thor.
the avengers: we know you were there but did you ever actually hear the full story of what happened between steve rogers and tony stark, it’s very –
t’challa: can you please shut the fuck up
thor: wanna hear about the time my brother turned into a snake and stabbed me?
t’challa: of course baby
t’challa: oh btw did you ever meet the Dora Milaje, they’re our all-female warriors dedicated to protecting the throne and the kingdom.
thor, on the edge of an excitement breakdown: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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