systlin:

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patrickat:

thyrell:

ayellowbirds:

scruffsmcgoogle:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats

But they are places to be expected.

NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.

  1. That’s an Australian accent.
  2. That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie.
  3. The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.

4: those things are way older than dinosaurs

5: Australia still has dinosaurs.

6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.

7; that victory wasn’t even close

jeffdoes-discourse:

thehoneybeewitch:

warriormale:

bigmeansweatydyke:

ruskiizek:

skeleton-jack:

jeremyvyoral72:

ruskiizek:

In Russia a man named Ivan smashed his way through icy water to save a stray dog from drowning, he adopted the dog afterwards and named him Rex.

Hero

God, look at him go. Even money this man was part of some Soviet super soldier program back in the day.

Ivan is only 21 years old here’s photos of them afterwards

when ppl say not all men they’re talking ab Ivan

This is Selflessness.

Saving a stray dog trapped in the ice.

Selflessness is a Moral Virtue of Manliness.

WarriorMale

I love you warriormale

“Not all men”

You’re right. Ivan would never.