marisabay:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

b-e-e-e-s:

dragon-in-a-fez:

reverenddoctormisterkingcordez:

pandora15:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

dragon-in-a-fez:

moonibinbon:

dragon-in-a-fez:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to

ice cream is food and should be bitten

ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.

discuss

what madness have you brought down on us

Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?

I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.

one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone

please never say that again

Reblog for ice cream discourse