hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER!(BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.
I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay
Do yourself a favour and watch this. I am sobbing with laughter at one a clock in the morning, i literally had to stop the video because I couldn’t see through my tears of mirth.
PRESS PLAY.
IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS
YOU ARE MISSING OUT
i still have no idea how to fuckin contour but there are much more important things for this person to teach you
To liberals, to centrists, to color blind racists, to all the people who thinks silence or laughing about it, or fake satire are harmless, just an opinion, or a bit of nothing in a cycle that started with little things, this is for you.
A lot of times when ppl talk about a woman’s strength or the strength that women have collectively, they’re actually talking about women’s capacity to take a lot of shit. Which has actually been foisted on women relentlessly and continually for centuries.
So like. It sounds disingenuous to me. Essentially ppl are saying, Nice job absorbing the physical and emotional violence consistently hurled at you since birth. As if there were the option to escape it. As if the attempt to escape it weren’t met with even more violence.
“This woman is so strong. She forgave her husband’s infidelity. She sacrificed everything for her family.” The takeaway from that is that for a woman, societally accepted strength involves behaving as if your own needs and feelings and agenda are meaningless in comparison with everyone else around you.
It’s false, hollow praise. It’s more manipulation.
hiddlestown struggles not to say “headcanon” in an interview
this is everything.
even fucking Tom Hiddleston refers to the grandmaster as “Jeff Goldblum.” He didn’t even play a character. Loki just hooked up with Jeff Goldblum.
ladies and gentleman, lets all highlight the fact that Tom sees a ‘’pretty woman involved’’ as a ‘’Pretty Woman TM scenario where a old dude finds your ass and dresses it up’’
Her editing is unparalled by any other MUA on YouTube.
Her IG is @ wvrthy and her youtube channel info is on there. She makes and sells her own highlighters.
She deserves more subscribers
here’s her shop! she makes highlighters and other makeup meant to show up on all tones of skin, and her highlighters are incredible. just look!
support her! she’s got awesome other colors, too, besides the gold and the ones in that swatch. my personal favorite has gotta be the pinkish one she named “aphrodite”!
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