One time in the 10th grade at lunch, three of the loudest kids were arguing over whether it’s physically possible to suck oneself off. And everybody was too busy arguing in circles to hear the quiet kid in the background who looked up from his book, adjusted his glasses, said, “It’s actually not that difficult,” and calmly returned to reading. I’ve never really gotten over it.
this is my favorite post, i keep remembering it and getting it confused when it’s not one of those legendary 200k note posts