pregnantseinfeld:

non-iconic-name:

melonlordtiberius:

werewolfmali:

me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?

me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

@non-iconic-name “granite countertop” will forever remind me of that video

Proof that even so-called innocents like @melonlordtiberius secretly watch naughty videos. What was the one?? It was “Hung White Daddy teaches inexperienced Asian Twink” if I’m remembering what you told me correctly 😈

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