Tldr my apartment made up a fake postman dog attack and kicked my PTSD service dog out bc I wouldn’t sign an illegal document giving them the right to evict either of us at any time for any reason. I ended up retiring said SD for his own health because of an unexpected diagnosis of arthritis, so it became a non issue. (Though this didn’t keep corporate from calling me to threaten me and tell me “you can quote as many laws as you want, I don’t care”) Then when I got an emotional support animal this week (who will hopefully be able to transition into becoming my new SD), they tried to force me to sign the same illegal shit. They started in on the threats again, even after I reminded them that they can’t add on conditions beyond what the law allows, and can’t coerce me into signing.
Soooo we called the DOJ/FHA/ADA, who confirmed that what they’re doing is super illegal. They also said they’d issue a cease and desist.
When we informed my apartment, they said nothing.
So there I am, just chilling in my bathtub with Pokemon sun/moon playing on Netflix on my phone, eating white cheddar popcorn straight out of the bag and philosophizing about why they’re so much more spherical than microwave popcorn, when someone BREAKS INTO MY FUCKING ROOM.
WHAT THE FUCK.
So my fresh – from – the – humane – society – hurricane – Harvey dog starts barking,and I start freaking out bc I’m naked and my towel is in the dryer, and???
Turns out they broke in to leave a neon pink envelope on the top of Chisme’s tank evicting me for “failure to adjust to the college lifestyle” ??????? And giving me THREE FUCKING DAYS TO GET OUT.
THREE. FUCKING. DAYS.
So that’s a thing.
A super illegal thing.
All of this a week and a half before finals.
Bc of course.
@ mercury YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF RETROGRADE, WTF MAN
Expect a crowdfunding thing for finding a new place / necessities / attorney fees.
