Month: October 2018

buttergay:

biology-textbook:

buttergay:

biology-textbook:

buttergay:

oppsitsmeiforgotiexisted:

th3n3v3rs33n:

magick-missile:

caleb-widogastt:

teaboot:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

let’s talk about our random links to celebrities!

serena william’s husband once bought me & my classmates a round of whisky

also he co-founded reddit but that’s less important than being married to serena williams

My sister hit David Suzuki with a shopping cart

While working a merch booth at a concert I once sold a shirt to Cameron Diaz with (at the time) Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend and remarked about Lohan being jealous to a friend. The next customer was Diaz’ agent.

My step-uncle-in-law (son of lady who married my grandfather after my dad’s mom passed) died of an overdose at Carrie Fisher’s house.

I sold an inflatable toupee to Sir Ian McKellan in Oakland. He was in a play with Patrick Stewart and was buying for him. I swear to the Lady his eyes fucking twinkled when he brought it to the counter.

My sister once knocked over Sandra Bullock’s kids in a bouncy house.

Macklemore used to sleep on my step uncle’s couch and they still talk occasionally

My mums an accountant to the guy that played ned stark,  ed sheeran almost stole my friends cat and the lead singer of U2 proposed to my aunt (who rejected him lol)

Back the fuck up Ed Sheeran did what

he thought their cat was a stray and was going to move house so he went “guess I’ll take this stray cat which definitely nobody owns to wherever the fuck im going” and they had to stop him from yoinking their fucking cat

Holy fucking shit

boxingcleverrr:

aztechnology:

kelssiel:

systlin:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

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Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink. 

 (Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)

(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)

humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?

wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?

Just in case people want source, here you go: humans are compelled to help each other in disaster situation, humans feel an innate urge to help others. We will help strangers too, not just family, and it has been tested. 

Also we’ve always taken care of our elderly and disabled. When life was literally “hunt and gather every day to live”, we saw value in taking care of those with disabilities.