sailorbryant:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

trilllizard666:

siriusly-mooned-off:

knightbusdriver:

siriusly-mooned-off:

siriusly-mooned-off:

Every time I have to walk home: death would be better than this.

Somebody just told that I shouldn’t whine about walking because it’s ‘healthy’ for the environment and your body and I just want to provide you all with some context.

Has anyone heard of Baldwin Street??? Baldwin Street is the steepest recorded residential street in the world and it’s located right here in Dunedin, New Zealand.

I live two streets across and one street above from Baldwin Street. The steepest. Residential street. In. The. World.

So don’t come at me saying it’s healthy to walk home unless you regularly climb sheer cliff faces okay!?!???

Hi op this is terrifying

The road has to be made of concrete because tar just slides down…

what the fuck is wrong with new zealand