you must be This Tall to take on the apocalypse
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Hawaii is talking about banning sunscreen that’s harmful to coral and I think that’s very environmentally sexy of them
No ones gonna say a thing about me calling environmentalism sexy huh
Good commentary, A+ should be used more often.
Also screw oxybenzone
Hurray for skin cancer I guess
“Sunscreen that is bad for coral” == “all sunscreen”
The rare book library at Yale University has no windows because the walls are made of translucent marble.
bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:
*Heavy breathing*
because direct unfiltered sunlight may damage the older books and age them more quickly
*EXTREME HEAVY BREATHING*
IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR LIBRARIES
Hello always a slut for libraries, I’m Dad!
Dad^bot^1.
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Beep-boop!
The most relatable thing about Hamlet is the way he uses strange and surreal dark humor and obscure humorous cultural references to cover up his deep despair, to the utter confusion and concern of all of the older people around him. Hamlet would love memes.
Shakespeare, scrolling through evil Kermit memes in heaven: I was born in the Wrong fucking era
headcanon that shuri finds the most unattractive pictures of t’challa’s face while he’s fighting and turns them into memes and uses them as reaction images
shuri: *creates a mood board of t’challa’s worst pictures and sends it to everyone in the palace*
okoye: idk im feeling very t’challa number 6 today
This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed
I know in school they often teach us that ‘I don’t know’ is the worst possible answer and that you are better off making your best guess than admitting ignorance, but that’s because the educational system is a dumpster fire, and this is a habit that it pays to un-learn.
We’ll never be 100% certain as to whether we’ve actually invented a way to be immortal
this is the most realistic feature I’ve ever given a character
Reblog if your best friend is pretty.
sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty
@martial-endeavors 😍😍😍😍
livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
He goes on for like several examples too.
“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”
“Cut it off.”
“wut”
“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”
“wut”
“What”
“Did I fucking stutter?”
